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25th April 2012

It's only been Anzac Day for about an hour and I've already written and uploaded an Anzac Day-related story. It's not a very good one but I wanted to get it done before I ran out of steam since, if you think about, it's kind of the third story I've written in one day. Or something. Anyway, I'm hoping to put another, slightly less terrible article up before it's May already.

24th April 2012

Two articles in one day? If anything I wrote were actually half decent, all two of you who possibly visit the site occasionally would be incredibly lucky people! Either way, there'll probably be another article up tomorrow (Possibly while it's still dark, since I'm almost on a roll and never sleep).

24th April 2012

Today I realised it had again been over a month since I'd written anything. I didn't have any excuse for such a long absence so I sat down and started writing three new articles, finished one and then uploaded it. The second one might be up later today if I'm feeling particularly productive and/or guilty.

20th March 2012

Wow, it's been over a month since I posted anything. In my defence, that other project that I thought was finished turned out to not have been finished and then I fractured my elbow and could only type with one hand. That project is definitely finished now and I can type with both hands again so I've written another article. Hopefully I'll get around to writing more than one this month.

11th February 2012

It's been a couple of weeks since I last posted an article but I've been busy with a different project (an excruciating project). That project is more-or-less finished now so I should be back to posting slightly more regularly, starting with the one that I just posted.

26th January 2012

I posted an article about racism on Australia Day. For the record, I don't actually think it's racist to celebrate Australia Day or that only racist people can celebrate Australia Day, it's just that there are a lot of people who use it as an excuse to be racist under the guise of "patriotism" and that just makes us all look bad.

18th January 2012

I posted a new SOPA-related article. Said new article is more specifically about Wikipedia's protest against SOPA and PIPA rather than the legislations in general but you get the idea. To learn more about Wikipedia's protest against SOPA and PIPA and why SOPA and PIPA are bad, go here.

9th January 2012

The other day I started panicking a little because it felt like it had been ages since I updated the website but it turned out it had only been about a week. So anyway, I wrote a new article today and now I feel relieved that I've written another mildly amusing article (poorly written, but no more poorly written than the previous one) and it wasn't just one of those things where I start something and then ignore it for a while and eventually give up.

Oh yeah, I also posted another link to a ridiculous news story the other day, but that didn't seem blog-section-update-worthy.

31st December 2011

Well, it's been a while since I did anything with this site (almost two years apparently) but here I've finally updated it. In the almost two years since I stopped being able to consistently put together issues of The Chicken for absolutely no reason, not a whole lot has happened (at least since July 2010) but at least I'm back now.

I've decided to make The Chicken a news website rather than a monthly newspaper website so that I don't have to try to come up with several articles per month and can, instead, just write and upload them individually. So, basically, the quality of what I'm doing should still be of the same poor quality but, hopefully, slightly more consistently and maybe I won't crap out on it this time.